Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Read, enjoy and forget..

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied forleave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land alongwith my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employeewho was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head,please leave me for two days.."3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from anemployee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week'sleave.." 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."5. Another employee applied for half day leave asfollows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant mehalf day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering fromfever, please declare one day holiday." 7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering fromheadache. I request you to leave me today"8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave forthe day."9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please referto my below..."11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am heronly husband at home I may be granted leave".12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the samewell." 13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling fora ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applyingfor the post. From T.S.Sundaram.


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