Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Stressed?? Laugh it out.

Are u stressed out? Enjoy few jokes :

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....
Mechanic : Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? (Exide sounds like "ek side")
Sardar: Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

Sardarji, tell me ....., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....

S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!

chittur venugopal


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